Njoy Pure Ward

For many women and couples, female ejaculation is a lot like Lindsay Lohan’s real hair colour: we’ve seen it on TV a few times, but few have experienced it in person.


Amazing women like Cytheria can gush gallons: put out forest fires and wash her car with only a few orgasms, but Mrs. Carson and I have tried everything from different toys to an alter to the God Chtulhu in the hopes of soaking the sheets in something other than frustration and perspiration.

I was a little skeptical when I bought the Njoy Pure Wand. It’s 100 percent stainless steel, heavy, curved and looks more like a torture device than something to pleasure my wife. It was intimidating to say the least and looked nothing like the wands from Harry Potter. Still, it had rave reviews, and boasted both G-spot and anal stimulation, so I was willing to give it the old college try.

We got into bed and began doing what boys and girls who love each other do, i.e. fuck like wild monkeys using a heavy stainless steel toy that looks like it belongs in one of the “Saw” movies.

Guess what? It worked. It didn’t happen right away, but she knew the orgasm she got was different than others. After a few days and much rehydration, she had her first female ejaculation.

Unlike a lot of other sex toys out there, the Njoy wand is easy to clean, which is good because we both didn’t have the strength for extensive sex toy scrubbing. I won’t say this will work for everyone, but it’s definitely worth a try. It’s versatile as well, so don’t be afraid to try it out on yourself too guys.