Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody

I’m a huge Buffy fan. I own all the seasons of both Buffy and Angel on DVD and may have written some fan fiction. Ok, so now that I’ve officially ended any chance of getting a date again, let’s get on with the article.

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When I saw there was a parody starring the incredibly gifted starlet Lexi Belle as Buffy and…wait for it…Tom Byron as Rupert Giles. Holy shit, Tom Byron! Talk about a legend in the industry. I’ve been watching this guy nail all the starlets I wished I could have for two decades.

The story goes that Buffy has a lot of pent up sexual frustration and Willow, her hot and horny witch friend, helps her out by casting a spell that makes all of the Scooby gang have sex dreams. It’s basically an excuse to get everyone to just have sex with no real need for a plot.

 

What I loved about this movie:

The cast: I’ve busted a nut more times watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer than I care to admit. When Willow became a lesbian that added a whole new element to my fanboy fantasies, but nothing ever happened…until now. The cast in the movie actually have a decent resemblance to the characters. It’s a stretch for a few…*cough* *cough* Willow…but even Tom goes a great Giles impression. The acting is definitely porn quality, but you can glance over some stale acting when it means watching Willow fuck Xander on the kitchen counter. Buffy Summers + cum shot = Tissue Time.

The Special Effects: Thanks to contemporary computer programs, it’s easier than ever to create some pretty decent special effects on a budget. I was impressed with the dusting and spell effects and even the makeup on the vamps was good. The effects I would say were about as good as the first season of the series.

The Mood: The people that made this movie were definitely fans of the series. There were several jokes that Buffy fans would get and everything had a great Buffy feel. They nailed the Buffy language and characters.


What I Didn’t Like:

The Sex Partners: The original series had its fair share of love and sex: Angel and Buffy; Xander and Faith; Willow and Tara; Spike and Buffy, etc. The partners they hooked up with in the porn parody pretty much matched up to who they did or who fans wished would in the series. Buffy reverse cowgirls Angel, Rupert, did I mention, its Tom Byron, fucks Jenny Calendar and on and on. I would love to have seen Buffy and Willow get down and dirty or Rupert get a BJ from Buffy. Maybe, an entire Scooby gang orgy. It happened in my mind, why not on film.


All and all, Buffy the Vampire XXX: A Parody does an excellent job of recreating the look and feel of the original series. Lexi is a great Buffy and looks like she was really having fun with the part. Oh, yeah, and there was Tom Byron.