A Tale Of Two Porns: Halloween: XXX Parody and Official Halloween Parody

It’s not that strange for blockbuster and iconic movies to be given the adult film treatment. I still think Bobbi Starr as Velma is one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen…although I’m still trying to figure out why they had a blonde Daphne, but it was Bree Olson, so who cares.

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In 2011, two porn parodies of the 1978 John Carpenter movies came out within in months of the other. Could the porn world handle two Michael Myers at the same time? Just like most adult film starlets, the answer is yes.

Halloween is an ideal film for parody because along with its slasher elements, there was always a sexual undertone. What would a horror movie be if the girls didn’t have sex before getting killed?

The Official Halloween Parody came out first starring Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmand and Chanel Preston. This was some truly inspired casting and it did a decent job of following the original movie. Of the two, this was more of the comedy. In an industry known for its penetrations, this movie had it in spades. In fact, it’s basically taking the original plot and adding a whole lot of fucking.

Michael kills his sister…right after she has sex. Dr. Loomis goes after the escaped Michael…right after getting a blow job. Michael dons his white mask and goes to kill Annie, who mistakes him for her boyfriend and has sex with him…and then he kills her.

The general formula was money shot = death.

Halloween: XXX Parody was almost shot for shot…no pun intended…a copy of the original. It starred Lily Labeau, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle…wait, did I just see what I think I just saw? Yes, Lexi Belle was in both movies and played the same character. Ah, only in the adult film world.

This movie actually creeps you out. The scenes of everyone having sex have occasional cuts to Michael Myers staring at them through the windows. Unlike most other adult films, he’s not jerkin’ his gherkin. He’s just staring like your old gym teacher from high school while you were in the shower room.

The movie did have its share of light moments including an impromptu “Boo Job,” but as sex filled slashers go, it better than most of the sequels to the original 1978 movie.

They’re both worth watching, even if it’s in 10 minute increments. (Drink lots of fluids.)