The Beauty Of Twitter Porn

One of the worst things you can do at work is look at porn sites. When the IT guy checks in and sees you went to suckadicklikeachamp.com, he knows it’s not a site about a man named Richard.

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No one is going to complain if you spend a little time on Twitter. Twitter is full of tits, ass and pussy, and its not all Chelsea Handlers. The best thing is it’s not all porn star pictures and videos, but hundreds of cam girls, exhibitionists and escorts just putting it out there for the world to see.

There are even hash tags dedicated to twitter porn like #tittytuesday and #thongthursday. I’m pretty sure that the developers of Twitter didn’t expect it to become such a popular porn destination, but enterprising people are always able to find a way to expose themselves to the masses.

What makes Twitter such a great platform? It feeds into our ADD lifestyle. People these days have the attention span of goldfish and we want everything in shorter increments. Who has time to go sifting through videos and pictures, we just want it there in front of our eyes.

It’s also much more personal. Cam girls and porn stars can respond to specific fans, retweet their favorite comments and alert people to what’s going on. There is one girl I follow that is particularly adept at marketing herself. @NerdyCompanion dabbles in all different sorts of debauchery and loves getting new followers and helping others out along the way.

She spices up the typical #followfriday by not only including the list of people to follow, but pictures of herself. I can’t go down my twitter feed without seeing a few pictures of her in various states of undress as well as some of her friends.

When it all comes down to it, that’s what it’s all about. We need to get those ever-important followers. It doesn’t matter if we have 10 or 10,000, we always want more. It’s like the equivalent of social media crack. Once we get a taste, we can’t stop.

With my own twitter account, I always check my notifications to see if someone has retweeted one of my posts or mentioned me and I am disappointed when nothing is there. Luckily, the ass of @VickyVette is staring at me from my twitter feed and that helps. Ok, so where did I put that lotion.