Ten Reasons Not To Hold Your Works Party At A Swinger Club

I think it is fair to say that there is a general consensus that holding an office party at a swinger club is not a good idea, but have you ever considered WHY?

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1. You will be in an environment that you are not use to being in with your workmates, unless it is where you normally work.

2. Your boss may be there.

3. That annoying customer might be there.

4. If everyone else turns up in latex body stockings and you don’t then you may feel awkward, but if you turn up wearing one and nobody else does then… Either way, choosing what to wear can be a nightmare. Flip a coin if needed. Don’t forget, this is supposed to be a relaxing time for everyone.

5. The tradition of dancing in a circle with your work colleagues may be interrupted at any time by other people in the club carrying out sexual acts within the circle, which can interfere with your rhythm, especially if they are near your feet.

6. Your Boss may offer to buy you a drink. Work parties are there to bring the hierarchy together and often people will be drinking more than they would at work, so you may see sides to people that you didn’t expect. Still, this is almost certainly a moment that could be awkward.

7. The question about your hours that you have been waiting to subtly ask the assistant manager about may be drowned out by the sound of other people in the booth, so try to handle such work politics before the club really gets going.

8. If you do go for the latex body-stocking option then going for a pee can take up to half an hour and so it’s best to factor that time in advance. Remember, this is time away from the group so a little extra talcum powder before you get dressed can save time later.

9. Splitting the bill at the end of the night can be a trial. Usually a few drinks are in question but seeing the assistant manager trying to pass off their ‘tossed salad’ as a company expense is bound to cause debate.

10. If you got this far and still need more reasons, just admit to yourself that you think it’s a great idea and suggest it in your workplace tomorrow. It will be more fun than getting drunk, dancing on a table and making photocopies of your bottom.