Porn: A Profession For Adults Of All Ages

Recently, the web was all a flutter because porn star supreme Lisa Ann was linked to young college football player Justin Brent. While Lisa Ann makes a living getting ass pounded by woodsmen, everyone seemed to be more interested about the age difference than her choice of profession.

It even led Lisa Ann to tweet about only being 42 and that she wasn’t a dinosaur. Lisa Ann practically drips sexuality and anyone that has seen her scenes knows that she can keep up with the younger ones out there.

The MILF and older woman fantasy has been a part of culture ever since that first schoolmarm bent us over and spanked us with the paddle. Our heads were filled with visions of naughty librarians screaming our name in the library as we went doggy style behind the stacks, and we can’t forget our mom’s older friends.

I can’t even remember how many boners I had to adjust during Social Studies because the teacher had a love of short black dresses and sitting on stools. (Ok, where’d I put that lotion)

While the industry still has a large number of your nubile hotties straight off the bus from Kansas, the pros that have been doing it for decades are still around and taking advantage of the ever growing MILF market.

Nina Hartley is a pioneer in the MILF, and lets face it, GILF industry. She knows more about sex and orgasms than the cast of Masters of Sex and Real Sex combined. Countless hours of my life that could have been spent curing cancer or developing the next Ebola vaccine were spent whacking off to 40-year-old women pretending they were really into that nerdy friend of their son’s or their daughter’s new boyfriend.

Instead of going softly into a ‘good night’, older porn stars are continuing their careers into their 50s and further. The adult industry, once thought to be a young person’s game, is now an equal opportunity employer. Hell, even Tom Byron and some of the guys from the 80’s are having sex with women ½ their age and have the staying power of a redwood. I consider anything over five minutes a personal best, and if I actually make her cum, then I do my little ‘king of the world’ dance.

It doesn’t look like Lisa Ann or any of the other MILF generation of porn stars will be slowing down anytime soon, so grab a stack of tissues and get ready to get your fantasy on.