Not Horny Ladies? Get Some Sleep.

As much as men like to think that women want to have sex with us 24-7 in ways that would make most porn stars cry, it’s simply not true.

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We’ve heard it all before, “I have a headache,” “I’m not in the mood”, “Stop, my grandma’s watching.”

Maybe she just needs a little sleep.Scientists recently published an article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine,sorry guys no pictures, about sleep patterns and women’s libido. They discovered that women that slept more were more likely to want to have sex and have less issues with vaginal arousal.

Boom! That’s my mind being blown (and sadly the only thing being blown these days). We are a sleep-deprived people. It’s the way the world works these days. Everyone works 12 hours a day, weekends and we’re up all night watching the episodes of Grimm that we DVRed, but never had the time to watch.

For women, this lack of sleep can cause them to want to have sex less. Before you all go trying to get your wife or girlfriend to bed at 5 p.m. hoping for some early morning nookie, remember that women need an optimum amount of sleep and not be in a coma.

Ladies you might find yourself in the mood more if you get 8 hours of sleep a night. Guys it’s up to us as well to help them out. Wash your balls every day, treat her right and don’t expect her to do all the work. No amount of sleep is going to make her horny if you’re a nasty smelling lazy bastard expecting Steak and a BJ day all year round.

No one feels horny all the time and people go through slumps caused by everything from medical problems to stress. If you’re not in the mood and can’t figure out why, then catch a little more shut eye…and tell your man to wash his balls.