An Ivy League Rimjob: Harvard Offers Anal Sex 101

Adult films are filled with women and men having anal sex with everything from big strapping dicks and strap-on dildos to lollipops and butt plugs. It appears the anal rodeo isn’t just popular in movies, but also in the hallowed halls of Harvard University.

A student run seminar called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101”, yes, that actually is the name… hopes to educate its brain and money heavy student body about their student bodies. It wouldn’t be Harvard if it wasn’t completely clinical i.e. taking all of the fun out of it. The class participants learn about anal anatomy, talking about anal sex with your partner and basic prep and hygiene. It also talks about the wide array of anal sex toys that are available.

There is something so delightful about the future power players of our country and possibly the world learning the basics of the rosebud and that first fateful penetration. OUCH! They should have just called up a few anal professionals in the business and they could have gotten not only great information, but an unforgettable demonstration. Harvard anal sex just sounds so…boring.

“Excuse me, Reginald, but I just had to say how much I loved your tongue on my asshole last night before tea.”

“I’m so glad Muffy, next time please lay of the gourmet three bean salad at dinner.”

I never had anal sex in college, hell, I barely had any sex in college. I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. While I doubt I would have the balls to visit anal sex class, I probably wouldn’t have been able to stop giggling. There is no doubt that sexual education for college students is a necessity. I guess even trust fund kids get the urge to bump uglies.

The class is part of an entire week devoted to sex at the Ivy League campus. It’s not all fun and sex games as some of the university’s more conservative students consider the classes vulgar, but it sounds like they’re a bunch of tight asses that wouldn’t like butt sex anyway.

Maybe one day, this intimate knowledge of the puckered starfish will serve our country well. Oh, who am I kidding, it’s just a reason for a bunch of horny rich kids talk about butt sex. I guess I’ll just have to keep asking random strangers about it in chat rooms.