We Watched That New Porn Reality Show ‘Sex Factor’

Filming a double penetration scene isn't easy. Have you ever thought about the logistics? "Hero D Protagonist" hasn't. He's squatted against the sofa at completely the wrong angle and he's fumbling himself inside "Minx", who lowers herself onto him with the pained dignity of someone entering a hot bath.

Photo Credits: The Sex Factor; xHamster

Photo Credits: The Sex Factor; xHamster

The Colonel stands to attention beside the two as the scene unfolds; penis noncompliant, he's mashing away at it with teeth gritted. Both sets of eyes flit nervously at the cameraman and hovering offscreen guides. Minx has long since retreated to her mind palace. xHamster has produced an original porn reality show called The Sex Factor because God has abandoned us.

The format is pretty simple and follows the same well-worn paths as non-porn reality shows: the contestants come pre-prepared with their soundbites and characters (only, instead of "I'm not here to make friends" it's, "I wanna be the Miss Congeniality of porn" or, "I love fucking on sailboats") and they all live in a big house together in an effort to make them fuck (only, the inter-cast fucking isn't obscured by a blanket and night vision; I mean, they actually make extremely high quality POV scenes in their off hours).

Then, just when you get comfortable in the format, it skews off and gets more porny: they have competitions like "blow-offs", where the losers are voted out of the house; they have a lineup of pneumatic porn actors saying "I want my panties to be wet at the end of this competition"; there are a lot of leather sofas with sweat stains on them. It's a show about people who are extremely bad at sex, but it's also a character study in the type of person who is totally convinced that they're America's great undiscovered penis.

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